Global Warming is over. The last 12 months have shown us record lows in temperatures, all over the world. The current average temperature now is lower than it has been in 100 years. So… is this when us libertarians can tell everyone else, “I told you so”? Because we have told you so, you chucklefucks.

This reminds me of a chucklefuck quote I read on a Starbucks cup:

So-called “global warming” is just a secret ploy by wacko tree-huggers to make America energy independent, clean our air and water, improve the fuel efficiency of our vehicles, kick-start 21st-century industries, and make our cities safer and more livable.

Don’t let them get away with it!

– Chip Giller

It’s not meant to be satire, because the guy believes in environmentalism, and even by greenie standards this is a pretty fucked-up piece of “reasoning.” Apparently this chucklefuck believes that, if we all accept global warming as fact, we will then magically become energy independent, clean our air and water, bla bla… when there is absolutely no relation between the two. Global warming is a ploy by our ruling class and their greenie lackays to destroy the concept of private property, strengthen corporatism, and keep their grip on land usage, and has nothing to do with helping the world whatsoever. You can desire to help the world without basing it on pseudo-scientific mumbo-jumbo like global warming, peak oil or sustainability.

By the way, the word of the day is “chucklefuck.”