Not a serious article, but a humour piece on a future search engine that returns the results of alternate histories: in this case, various ways in which Adolf Hitler could have died before his time. They are all fanciful and funny:
Scenario #6
Event: ADOLF HITLER is KILLED by BULLET WOUND IN CROSSFIRE BETWEEN TIME-TRAVELING ANTI-NAZIS SENT BACK TO KILL HIM AND TIME-TRAVELING NAZIS SENT BACK TO PREVENT HIS ASSASSINATION
As a result: Causality loop annihilates time and space surrounding Vienna, knocking everyone in the city back to 1529 and the eve of the First Turkish Seige; as the 20th century Viennese use their historical knowledge to help the 16th Century Viennese, time-traveling pro-Viennese forces appear and fight a pitched battle with time-traveling pro-Ottoman forces, pushing everyone back to 955 and the Battle of Lechfeld; when the time-traveling pro-Magyar forces show up, they are slaughtered by everyone else which is tired of all this time-traveling crap, thereby ending the causality loop. Vienna becomes world power; Henry Jasomirgott first man on the moon, 1155




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that passage has such a great Douglas Adams feel to it.. Good stuff!
By: olly on August 21 2008
at 8:49
Francois that would take a lot of butterflying to make work.
By: Monkt on August 22 2008
at 14:14