“Females create life, males end it.”

If it’s chemical dependency you’re interested in, you might want to look into testosterone. TESS-TAHSS-TER-OWN!!- the most lethal substance on earth. And it does not come from a laboratory, it comes from the scrotum; a scotum located, interestingly enough, not far from the asshole. How fitting.

And, as it happens, all [the] male subcultures share a particular set of features: homophobia, coupled with an oddly ironic, complete, childlike trust in male authority. Men are attracted to powerful men. They also share a strong fear and dislike of women. This in spite of a pathological obsession with pussy. TESS-TAHSS-TER-OWN!!

So why are men like this? I think the overriding problem for men is that in life’s main event, reproduction, they’re left out; women do all the work. What do men contribute? Generally, they’re just looking for a quick parking space for some sperm. A couple of hits of hot jism, and the volume on the TV goes right back up. It’s my belief that most of these flawed male chromosomes should not be allowed to go forward for even one more unfortunate generation. But such is biology…

And let me tell you why all this happened. Because women are the source of human life. The first human being came from the belly of a female. And all human fetuses begin as female. The brain itself is basically female until hormones act on it to make it structurally male.

So, in reality, all men are modified females. Where do you think those nipples came from, guys? You’re an afterthought. Maybe that’s what’s bothering you. Is that what’s on your mind, Bunkie? That would explain the hostility: women got the good job, men got the shitty one. Females create life, males end it. War, crime and violence are primarily male franchises. Man-shit.

George Carlin, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?

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One thought on ““Females create life, males end it.”

  1. pandaduh August 14 2014 at 14:13 Reply

    Reblogged this on AmandaPandaDUH and commented:
    This is a great counter/opposite view of “males as the original form.” There is also something to the woman-as-original-form in terms of asexuality. From a biological perspective, it just makes sense that woman is the first to veer off from our ancestral asexual reproducing organism (the original sexuality/sex). She is the form lacking in only one piece of reproduction (sperm/fertilization), while the male form is lacking womb, egg, milk, etc.

    I mean, I’m an English major making huge leaps here, I know, but that just makes sense to me. Tell me in the comments if I’m wrong.

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