PETA comes up with an even more retarded idea

Just when you think those murdering, lying scumbags can’t possibly go any lower on the scumbag scale, they come up with something even worse. “Hey let’s brainwash children for profit instead of adults!” At least they’re blatantly honest, rand knows why, about the scam they’re pulling:

People don’t seem to like fish. They’re slithery and slimy, and they have eyes on either side of their pointy little heads—which is weird, to say the least. Plus, the small ones nibble at your feet when you’re swimming, and the big ones—well, the big ones will bite your face off if Jaws is anything to go by.

Of course, if you look at it another way, what all this really means is that fish need to fire their PR guy—stat. Whoever was in charge of creating a positive image for fish needs to go right back to working on the Britney Spears account and leave our scaly little friends alone. You’ve done enough damage, buddy. We’ve got it from here. And we’re going to start by retiring the old name for good. When your name can also be used as a verb that means driving a hook through your head, it’s time for a serious image makeover. And who could possibly want to put a hook through a sea kitten?

4 thoughts on “PETA comes up with an even more retarded idea

  1. Rorshak (1313) February 16, 2009 at 02:01

    This makes me hungry for a can of tuna.

  2. Azraels February 17, 2009 at 11:00

    When the economy gets real bad these will be the first people to eat their cats and dogs.

  3. SE February 17, 2009 at 14:28

    I love sea kittens and chips!

  4. epic fail March 16, 2009 at 10:28

    make me want to eat an actual kitten

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