Are you tired of all the cookie-cutter advertisement sites for someone’s stupid e-book about paranormal powers or making money or what have you? You know the kind, the ones that have highlighting, biiig headers, and keep droning on and on about how wonderful the book is and how it has helped everyone. Well, here’s a funny satire of them. It’s called Buy My Stupid EBook!!!
Do you like money? If so, we’re soulmates. But there are other people out there who also like money, and if you don’t buy my stupid eBook, they’re going to have it all and you won’t! Wouldn’t that suck?
Thank goodness you found my stupid eBook. I’m going to introduce you to an opportunity so lucrative I have to use ass-ugly fonts. This isn’t one of those other eBooks by total posers who can’t back their offers up. You can tell I’m serious because I use lots of exclamation points!!!!!!!!