Christianity is bullshit.

Can one file for moral bankrupcy?
Can one sustain such dishonesty
For any considerable time?
I do not wish to argue the point;
It simply taxes intelligence
For no good purpose whatsoever.
Let me just reiterate the facts:

If evolution is true, then Adam and Eve never existed.
If Adam and Eve never existed, then there is no Original Sin.
If there is no Original Sin, then there is no need to be saved from Original Sin.
If there is no need to be saved, then there is no need for a saviour.
If there is no need for a savior, then there is no reason for God to become Man and die on the cross for our sins.
If there is no reason for God to become Man and die on the cross for our sins, then the Gospels are meaningless.
If the Gospels are meaningless, then Christianity is meaningless.

Your beliefs are deluded vomit.
Why do you persist in your nonsense?
Why do you think you are smarter than
The laws of logic and induction?
Some vague feeling of being special?

There is no such thing as a Christian
Who believes common descent theory.
You are not crazy, but mistaken.
Please stop trying to square the circle,
It really does no one any good.
Let me just reiterate the facts:

No Jesus, no basis for Christianity.
No salvation, no reason to be a Christian.
No Original Sin, no reason to fear oneself.
No Adam and Eve, Christianity doesn’t start.
If evolution, then no Adam and Eve,
And the spell is broken forever.
Out of the religious haze, we say:
Christianity is a shell game with no ball,
You are a crackhead without a high.

Intellectually superior?
Yours is circular logic, no center,
No foundation, no moral high ground.
I don’t care for rationalizations,
Yours have been going ’round for centuries.
Let me just reiterate the facts:

Why is Creationism kept alive?
Why is evolution so viciously opposed from all corners
Despite being established beyond rational doubt?
If evolution is true, then God never created man.
If God never created man, then Genesis is a myth.
If Genesis is a myth, then there was no Adam and Eve.
If Adam and Eve never existed, then there is no Original Sin.
If there is no Original Sin, then there is no reason to fear yourself.
No Original Sin, know freedom.
Know Original Sin, no freedom.
Keep living on your knees, you’ll only get bursitis.
Fear is the weapon of those who seek to control.
Control can only be obtained by lies. The bigger, the better.
And Creationism is the biggest lie of them all.

Intelligent Design? What is that?
Nothing intelligent about it.
Arguing from ignorance again?
Your lack of reasoning skill proves
You’re Unintelligently Designed.
No god created morality,
It’s far beyond their capacity.
And so is it beyond yours, it seems,
Since you can’t stop bearing false witness.
Let me just reiterate the facts:

There are no souls or magic sparks in our head.
God doesn’t breathe all the way up your ass
And insert a soul at the moment you’re born.
Don’t use that as your “out.” It’s an excuse.
God doesn’t use evolution to get more bodies.
God wouldn’t need evolution to make bodies anyway.
Who and what you are is the result of a natural process.
It’s nothing to be ashamed of, so stop trying to cover it up
With your Z-grade, logically incoherent, anti-science bullshit.

22 thoughts on “Christianity is bullshit.

  1. Gomi December 18, 2011 at 08:15

    “There is no such thing as a Christian
    Who believes common descent theory.”

    Actually, there are plenty of Christians (and other types of theist) who believe in the teachings of their religion, but not the literal text of the Bible. Sure, you and the Evangelicals want to redefine their faith for them, but it doesn’t change their belief.

    • Francois Tremblay December 18, 2011 at 16:04

      Fuck liberal Christians. Seriously.

      • n8chz December 19, 2011 at 04:38

        They are neither hot nor cold. If Christians of the fire and brimstone type can (as a reference point) be called ‘hot,’ then perhaps there would be some merit in ‘ice cold Christians,’ if only there were such a thing.

      • David Gendron December 22, 2011 at 13:26

        I agree with Gomi, there’s many Christians who don’t believe in all the Bible, but these morons are the most hypocritical. So, fuck them!

  2. alleee December 18, 2011 at 09:25

    I think I just heard something whooshing overhead.

  3. Eamon December 18, 2011 at 11:41

    It is an ipse dixit to claim that evolution is anything more than a theory. You claim it has been proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, which statement is itself gratuitous and doubtful and not reflected by the actual language used within the scientific community, while I say there is not a single example of actual, observed evolution on the macro level. What is more, evolution requires the suspension of several, already-established laws of science. FWIW, the very idea of materialism utterly annihilates itself because an idea is NOT tangible, material, etc. The absurdity involved is like the man who cries, as dogmatically as the day is long, “There are no dogmas!” When the blind lead the blind, we all know what happens.

    • Gomi December 18, 2011 at 16:13

      First, you apparently don’t understand the technical definition of “theory.”

      Second, there have been observed cases of evolution.

      Third, by the suspension of “laws of science,” I assume you’re referring to thermodynamics? Umm, no.

      Fourth, materialism accepts the existence of ideas, because they don’t exist on their own.

      My thoughts on Francois’s dogmatic attitude aside, you’re still wrong on multiple counts.

      • Francois Tremblay December 18, 2011 at 16:16

        Thank you for answering this moron… I just didn’t have the heart to. I guess you are of some use around here.

        • Gomi December 18, 2011 at 16:34

          There are uses to thinking for yourself, yes, regardless of your backhanded compliments.

          • Francois Tremblay December 18, 2011 at 16:36

            Yea Gomi… I don’t think you’re a great example of thinking for yourself. You’re mainly a good example of time-wasting. But at least you can also waste other people’s time, not just mine.

            • Gomi December 18, 2011 at 16:40

              And I think you’re a great example of being an insulting git who thinks people who think differently are stupid, but hey, it takes all kinds, right? One big happy family.

              • Francois Tremblay December 18, 2011 at 16:44

                I guess that makes you a masochist. Heeeee….

                • Gomi December 18, 2011 at 16:47

                  And your point is? Oh right, mocking people by throwing around minority sexual interests is valid, I forgot.

                • Francois Tremblay December 18, 2011 at 16:53

                  So you are a masochist? Interesting. So all I have to do is ignore you and you’ll go away?

                • Gomi December 18, 2011 at 16:58

                  Oy.

    • David Gendron December 22, 2011 at 13:28

      Even if, supposedly, evolution is false, that doesn’t proove creationnism.

  4. Lance December 18, 2011 at 12:18

    Okay fine, but I’m still a Buddhist :P

    • Francois Tremblay December 18, 2011 at 15:24

      I am also still a Buddhist, albeit a constantly annoyed one.

  5. Lance December 18, 2011 at 12:21

    Hey, on another note … Why should people NOT vote? (See Stephan Molyneux’s youtube videos about not voting). Your shee(ple) cartoon above reminded me of that.

  6. Robert Hagedorn December 19, 2011 at 16:38

    Challenge yourself. Google First Scandal.

    • Francois Tremblay December 20, 2011 at 01:05

      Why? I could not give less of a shit about your Christian myths.

  7. Lee March 31, 2012 at 18:21

    No matter what Christians say, I can’t bear them bickering to themselves… God vs. Satan? BS. No God, no Mary, no Jesus [there might be a person with that name, but just not a “divine being”/savior like they wrote in the bible: The bible was written, rewritten, copied and recopied many many times, there’s got to be something wrong somewhere: It’s written in Hebrew, Greek, Aramaic, and translated into European languages with many mistakes: Take the fact that those that know Hebrew, don’t know Greek, those that know Greek, do not know Aramaic, so everyone’s got something translated wrong somewhere. Even if the bible was a first person account, which is impossible, because it was said to be written by over 40+ authors!], no Adam & Eve, no apostles, etc… The bible is a book of fiction used to teach morality and ethics but too bad, fundies misuse / abuse the info, and even in this 21st century, people still believe in this BS?! Jesus never came in 2000 years or more, if you believe the illogical math the Christian showed you [If Adam died at the age of 930, then he’s not human either: no human is ever over the age of 150!]. I’m still a Buddhist. So, Christians should know where to go.

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