How to prevent rapes, the non-patriarchal way.

Rage Against the Man-chine advises us of a rather better way to prevent rape than all those absurdly sexist prevention campaigns.

8. Always be honest with people! Don’t pretend to be a caring friend in order to gain the trust of someone you want to assault. Consider telling them you plan to assault them. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the other person may take that as a sign that you do not plan to rape them.

3 thoughts on “How to prevent rapes, the non-patriarchal way.

  1. Bedelia Bloodyknuckle August 20, 2012 at 20:24

    Or as i would highly suggest carry a knife or handgun.

    • Francois Tremblay August 21, 2012 at 00:02

      Well, that wouldn’t work… since these tips are for men to get them to stop raping women. :)

      • Bedelia Bloodyknuckle August 21, 2012 at 21:51

        Ah, that’s true but in case that doesn’t work.

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