Guide on how to be sex-positive.

I have absolutely no love for the sex-pozzie “feminists” who are more concerned about getting off than about basic human rights, so I thought this satire was pretty funny.

Yes, feminist porn is out there, if you know how to find it! Light a candle and say “Gender Trouble” three times into a mirror. It is regular porn but with no bras.

See sex as much as you feel it! Do it with the lights on. Observe from a safe emotional distance.

Take sex seriously. Do not tell jokes. Do not perform sleight-of-hand and three-card monte (or, “Find The Lady”). It is just rude.

Don’t just take love, make love. If you have to, fake love.

Try gay stuff. Don’t be a pussy.

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