Buddhists Extremists Unleash Peace on West

From the Onion: Buddhist Extremist Cell Vows To Unleash Tranquility On West

“In the name of the Great Teacher, we will stop at nothing to unleash a firestorm of empathy, compassion, and true selflessness upon the West,” said Rinpoche, adding that all enemies of a freely flowing, unfettered state of mind will be “besieged with pure, everlasting happiness.” “No city will be spared from spiritual harmony. We will bring about the end to all Western pain and anxiety, to all destructive cravings, to all greed, delusion, and misplaced desire. Indeed, we will bring the entire United States to its knees in deep meditation.”

“Wisdom and virtue to America!” continued Rinpoche. “Wisdom and virtue to all living things on earth!”

One thought on “Buddhists Extremists Unleash Peace on West

  1. Heretic July 9, 2014 at 03:06

    I remember first reading this a while back. Good to know The Onion still has the knack sometimes.

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