Deformed Freak Born Without Penis!

From The Onion: Deformed Freak Born Without Penis

According to reports, the sadly disfigured 26-year-old’s quality of life has been greatly diminished due to such a condition. Sources said the abnormal, visibly blemished creature has been repeatedly passed over for employment opportunities, frequently gawked at and harassed on the street by total strangers, and has faced near constant discrimination for over two decades, all due to the horrific and debilitating birth defect.

Indeed, many are reportedly unable to look past the glaring deformity and simply see the 26-year-old as a human being…

“Sadly, because the deformity is so obvious, our child was treated very differently from all the other kids,” the father told reporters, admitting that he was incredibly upset and disappointed when he first learned that his baby would be born a freak, one to be mistreated and viewed as inferior its whole life. “Even though the doctors explained all the incredible challenges and prejudice the poor thing would face, I don’t think it really sunk in until after the birth, when I saw the disfigurement with my own eyes. You never want your child to have to grow up that way.”

7 thoughts on “Deformed Freak Born Without Penis!

  1. Miep August 16, 2015 at 20:50 Reply

    Now that’s funny.

  2. oopster74 August 17, 2015 at 01:58 Reply

    Seen this or something like it a few years ago. It’s good that it’s brings attention to it, but bad that most people will just read it and laugh and never think about it again.

    • Francois Tremblay August 17, 2015 at 02:22 Reply

      Not sure what you want from this exactly. It’s an Onion article, not a UN declaration.

      • oopster74 August 17, 2015 at 02:24 Reply

        Yeah, but people do tend to remember funny things, or things that they react to like this. I mean if George W Bush was as stupid as all the comedians made out, then we’d really be screwed, but that’s how we remember him.

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