The MRA Activism Agenda

One of the main criticisms leveled against the “men’s rights movement” is that, for a supposed movement, they don’t actually do any activism. Or really nothing except doxx and harass feminists. This, however, has now been conclusively disproven by my discovery of an actual MRA Activism Agenda. Now you too can see all the activism that MRAs do on a normal, average day.


7:00 AM: Wake up in terror due to having a nightmare of a world where women are allowed to vote.
7:01-7:10 AM: Check good functioning of tackle. Panic at its small size, re-measure its length obsessively until satisfied.
7:10-7:35 AM: Brush teeth, shower, shave, comb hair, get dressed in order to look more attractive to women, those creatures rightfully hated and despised because they are ruining Western civilization by not putting out/not putting out to the right people.
7:36-8:00 AM: Drink a quick liquid breakfast of beer and whiskey (the two manliest drinks) straight up, then consider hat rack to choose which hat to wear today: fedora, fedora, fedora, trilby, fedora, trilby. Fedora it is!
8:00-9:00 AM: Masturbate to revenge porn. Those bitches had it coming, and besides, if they didn’t want their pictures to end up all over the Internet, they should just have killed themselves.
9:00-11:00 AM: Masturbation session interrupted by a quick check to Anita Sarkeesian’s Youtube channel. She posted a new video! All energies directed towards skimming it, then making and editing an extensive video response proving that Sarkeesian is not a real gamer because women don’t know video games. If she’s harassed enough, her claims of being harassed will be proven wrong!
11:00-12:00 AM: Time to post new theories on r/mensrights. Are women descendants of the Reptilian race that is trying to take over the Earth? Are all Republican politicians horny for Mexican men raping white women? Can we use more Greek letters to describe categories of men?
12:00-12:30 PM: Lunch time. Big, fat sausages with sauerkraut. A real man’s lunch. Deflect mother’s demands to get a job. Being an MRA is a full-time job.
12:30-1:00 PM: Make bad memes on MS Paint. Feminist women want to steal your semen. Feminist women want to cuckold all white men. Feminist women are only attractive until they’re 26. Feminist women are SECRET JEWS.
1:00-1:15 PM: Step outside the house. What is this giant, hurtful orb in the sky? Drive to the battered women’s shelter, swearing at all the female drivers along the way. Women just don’t have the spatial awareness needed to be good drivers.
1:15-3:00 PM: Stand outside the women’s shelter, opening doors when a woman walks towards them, then slamming it on their face. Not only is it great fun, but it reminds those feminists that, if they want women to be equal to men, then they have to end chivalry and men need to be allowed to punch women in the face too. Repeat until those white knight mangina cops come to try to stop this, because they hate men’s rights.
3:00-4:00 PM: Drive to the mall to shop for fedoras. Use this opportunity to practice negging on 12 year old girls. Who bought you that broach, your MOM? Call them sluts if they run away.
4:00-5:00 PM: Horniness honed from looking at 12 year old girls’ asses as they ran away, practice negging teenage girls and young women. Call them feminist cunts if they slap you or call the police on their cell phones.
5:00-5:15 PM: Drive back home.
5:15-6:00 PM: Write in Revenge Journal a new list of women to hate. Guess what kind of feminist they are amongst the many different types (in order from worse to worst): Slut, Cocktease, Golddigger, Loudmouth, Hairy, Lesbian, Snarky-ssian (Anita Sarkeesian and her cronies).
6:00-6:30 PM: Manly dinner of a medium-rare steak and a pint of Guinness in a custom cup that says “White is Right.”
6:30-9:00 PM: Look at pictures of naked men while trying to masturbate. Being gay would make things so much simpler, as it would eliminate the need of lusting after the worst human beings in the world (women, of course). Fail to get aroused, but be reassured by the fact that gay men are faggots who, after all, work with lesbians in the sissification of America.
9:00-10:00 PM: Masturbate to pictures of leaked celebrity pictures that other men have ejaculated on.
10:00-11:00 PM: Troll feminist blogs. Someone needs to tell them how fucking stupid they are, because women’s intelligence is already highly praised in our society.
11:00-2:00 AM: Play Counter-Strike.
2:00-2:30 AM: Lie down in bed and repeat daily Alphaification Affirmations: every day I am taller and taller, every day I am richer and richer, every day those women I hate will want to have sex with me and marry me.
2:30-2:40 AM: Guiltily open the browser to a cuckolding porn site. Watch a video of a white woman getting fucked by six Arab men while her husband watches.
2:40-3:00 AM: Go on AVFM to write an angry article about how white women are betraying their race by voting for lax immigration so they can get fucked by Arab men.
3:00 AM: Go to sleep. More activism to do tomorrow!

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