The electronic cops of the future: a first look at their AI.

We know the future is automation, and that’s also true of law enforcement. The ideal cop is an electronic robot cop, one that can’t get hungry, tired, or shaky hands, and won’t hesitate to follow orders. With that in mind, I found a PDF of preliminary results of their AI applied to a real life situation, so I thought you might find this interesting. I have to say, AI sure has gone a long way.

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Welcome to DonutMuncher v0.81
LOADING……….
-ROBOCOP AI loaded
*CHARGE: 100%.
*Ready to move.
-Observing surroundings for violations……..
-VIOLATION: Vehicle parked illegally. Licence plate: 371 JSR.
Assign TARGET to Vehicle=371 JSR
~Moving towards TARGET.
-One human female in TARGET.
Assign SUSPECT to human female in TARGET
~Knock on window of vehicle.
-Vehicle window is being lowered.
-OBSERVING SUSPECT SKIN TONE.
EVALUATING SUSPECT SKIN TONE
SUSPECT SKIN TONE: 1R15
SUSPECT RACE: Negroid (extra dark)
***THREAT LEVEL: MEDIUM***
Possible VIOLATION: solicitation of prostitution.
-AUDIO INPUT: music.
AUDIO INPUT GENRE: hip-hop
***THREAT LEVEL: HIGH***
-AUDIO INPUT(SUSPECT): “What is it, officer?”
~AUDIO OUTPUT(to SUSPECT): “You can’t be here. Drive your vehicle out of this area immediately.”
-AUDIO INPUT(SUSPECT): “Why? I ain’t done nothin’ wrong.”
SUSPECT is resisting orders
***THREAT LEVEL: VERY HIGH***
~Draw gun.
~AUDIO OUTPUT(to SUSPECT): “You’re under arrest. Get out of the car NOW!”
-SUSPECT exited vehicle.
-AUDIO INPUT(SUSPECT): “I ain’t looking for no trouble. I ain’t done nothin’ wrong.”
~AUDIO OUTPUT(to SUSPECT): “PUT YOUR HANDS ON THE VEHICLE.”
-SUSPECT complied to order.
-AUDIO INPUT(SUSPECT): “Why don’t you go after the real criminals?”
~AUDIO OUTPUT(to SUSPECT): “We are here to keep you safe.”
-AUDIO INPUT(SUSPECT): “Not keepin’ me safe.”
~AUDIO OUTPUT(to SUSPECT): “ARE YOU SASSING ME?”
-AUDIO INPUT(SUSPECT): “No officer, I just don’t know why you arrested me and I was having a bad day, so I was just-”
-SUSPECT stance changed.
SUSPECT is tensing up
***THREAT LEVEL: HULKING OUT***
~Shoot SUSPECT five times.
~Look around for video cameras or cellphones.
~AUDIO OUTPUT(GENERAL): “SHE HAD A GUN!”
-AUDIO INPUT: SUSPECT is gurgling due to blood loss.
-AUDIO OUTPUT(GENERAL): LOOP “SHE HAD A GUN!” UNTIL BACKUP ARRIVES

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