How to smuggle cannabis?

Living in Canada and want to get started on the black market? Here’s a guide on how to smuggle cannabis.

Those using regular mail carriers have different methods. Envelopes must move through the mail slot machine unencumbered. If an envelope jams the machine and looks suspicious, or smells, then it’ll definitely be noticed. Using a return address like I.P. Freely, M. Doobie or Mary Jane is bad; a receiving address with the same info is stupid too. Your letter should look ordinary and unremarkable, and make sure enough postage is attached. Use the most common envelope, Number 10, and a standard font such as Times Roman. Crazy styles draw attention.

Pot should always be vacuum-sealed using a household appliance like the Tilia Foodsaver Vac 1050, available for $125 to $150, and only properly dried weed or hash should be used. A vacuum sealer is very important; if not using one, you can do the following: seal two envelope-sized pieces of thin cardboard together with strong packing tape, leaving one side open to create a pouch. Grind less than an ounce of grass in a coffee grinder and stuff the pouch with pot. Close the opening and cover the whole cardboard contraption with the packing tape, then flatten it with a heavy book. Put the completely sealed cardboard pouch in the envelope; it must seem like a regular business letter identical to the tens of millions going through the US Postal Service every day. Drop in a mailbox. Do not use private carriers like UPS or FedEx; they reserve the right to open all packages, watch mailed videos on high speed, do whatever they please because they are not the US Postal Service. They also make the recipient sign for the package, something that you never want to do! UPS and Fed-Ex cooperate extensively with US Customs, moreso than the US Postal Service does.